Friday, August 24, 2012

The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round... OVER YOUR CORPSE!

I'm becoming increasingly concerned over the lack of action being taken combat the homicidal buses roaming our streets with impunity. The most recent evidence of this growing threat is this Ride-On bus, which slammed into a SSINO house on Monday. (Video here!)


Last year another Ride On bus attempted to (mercifully?) murder diners at the Glenmont KFC. (Killing the restaurant itself, apparently, as it's still shuttered over a year later.)


Now flashback to 2010, when this rogue Metrobus attempted to scale a hill on Colesville road in a failed assault on a unsuspecting home: 


This area must have the highest per capita bus-on-building violence in the country, yet the no one is doing anything about it. I mean, hasn't anyone seen Maximum Overdrive? The 13 bus passes me nearly every day. The 13 Bus, for God's Sake. It's only a matter of time before it makes its move...

UPDATE: As a commenter pointed out, there was also the case last month where a bus self-immolated in downtown Silver Spring. Perhaps they are now resorting to suicide attacks.






36 comments:

Anonymous said...

best. title. ever.

Anonymous said...

Are they murderous buses? Or just suicidal because Silver Spring apparently has no bus nightlife? After all, you don't see this in Bethesda or Clarendon.

On the other hand, you would think they would appreciate all the gas stations we have around here driving down property values.

Sligo said...

An interesting question. I would think if they were suicidal, they'd try to jump a bridge or something.

Sligo said...

Nothing against the riders of the 13 bus, but its number is ominous. "It was a quiet bus which kept to itself..."

Sligo said...

Odd, some comments seem to be not posting..

Anonymous said...

"Odd, some comments seem to be not posting."

If it's a legitimate comment, Blogger has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.

Sligo said...

LOL

Clancy said...

I have never wanted to be able to 'like' or up-rate a comment here more than Anon's at 4:17pm. . . Too funny.

Anonymous said...

Epic post, Sligo.

Beaker said...

Epic post, Sligo.

perrik said...

The answer is obvious. They're zombie buses.

Come on, you haven't noticed them lurking around the edges during the Zombie Walk?

Anonymous said...

Maximum Overdrive is AWESOME. Imagine these zombie buses with an AC/DC soundtrack man. I think you may have a new movie...

Anonymous said...

That was the 7th Ride On bus self-immolation in the last 3 years:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/ride-on-bus-fire-prompts-montgomery-county-executive-to-pull-model-from-fleet/2012/07/18/gJQA5PwOuW_story.html

Yes, the same departments that brought us the Transit Center debacle, the Ride On bus fires and the zombie runaway Ride On buses, want to bring us BRT...so they can drive through our houses and restaurants more rapidly.

Anonymous said...

and how much do you want to bet all of those "drivers" still are employed by the county and metro? I would bet some PRETTY GOOD money they all still have their cushy union jobs.

Anonymous said...

^^

Not a big stretch considering that there have beeen numerous cases of bus drivers, hitting people, assaulting people, hit with felony charges etc all keepin their jobs.

Business as usual.

Anonymous said...

Thats whats far more dangerous than the actual damage they did

Sligo said...

Come on, bus drivers would never do anything dangerous.

Anonymous said...

What does this post have to do with nightlife?

Anonymous said...

it has nothing to do with nightlife. why would you even bring it up

Anonymous said...

^^

i think it was a joke

Anonymous said...

well then whoever made that joke needs to work on their material

Anonymous said...

If you needed it explained to you that it was obviously a joke, then you need to work on your cognitive skills. Do you also need it explained to you that buses are not really committing suicide?

Anonymous said...

really? they don't commit suicide? i bet your gonna tell me they dont go to heaven/hell eaither.

Though actually if a joke needs explaining, its not a very good joke.

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