Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Set Your DVRs: Potentially Hilarious Piratz Tavern "Bar Rescue" Episode to Air July 22

The Piratz Tavern-Corporate Bar & Grill-Piratz Tavern story is clearly the frontrunner for Silver Spring Story of the Year honors, and now we'll finally get to see the episode of Bar Rescue that precipitated all the drama.

From SpikeTV's press release:

The debut episode features Taffer and his crew of experts trying to save the Piratz Tavern in Silver Spring, MD from sinking. Opened with the intention of providing its patrons an escape from reality, the employees at Piratz Tavern have begun to take its theme too seriously – a waiter even lost an eye during a swordfight with a fellow employee. Years of mismanagement have cost owner Tracy Rebelo her life savings, and she and her daughter have been forced to move into her parents’ basement. To dig herself out of her financial hole, Taffer must find a way to convince Rebelo to abandon the theme she holds so dear in order to appeal to the neighborhood’s primarily corporate clientele.
Highlight: They didn't write "Silver Springs". Here's a preview.


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28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, that promo was actually pretty interesting. It is a shame that the guy had no idea what Silver Spring actually was - " primarily corporate clientele"...umm, no. If only his interns did a better job researching dTSS (closer to Takoma Park than Capital Hill, literally and figuratively) then maybe we would have ended up with a worthwhile bar. Oh well.

squirrelist said...

For those without cable, iTunes and Amazon should have it the following day for $2 (SD) or $3 (HD). Those links are to Season 1 but the Piratz episode will be the premiere to Season 2.

Vagrarian said...

"Primarily corporate clientele"? WTF? That can't be DTSS they're talking about!

Anonymous said...

"Primarily corporate clientele"? WTF? That can't be DTSS they're talking about!

Exactly. All they had to do was ask one of our resident trolls and they would have discovered DTSS is just a step above Mos Eisely spaceport. No suits. Just scum and villainy.

Patrick Thornton said...

Dear Lord, A guy actually lost his eye working at that place?

Anyone know how the new Piratz is doing? It certainly looks a lot better from the outside than the old place did. Maybe they also learned how to cook and make drinks.

I wonder how they'll deal with the fact that the bar has been transformed back into a pirate bar.

Either going to be: She took the lessons from us and made it her own and is doing better or she didn't listen and now she is about to go out of business.

Either way I can't wait.

ES said...

That host seems like an ass - so it's the employees' fault that the owner lost so much money? Doubtful.

Anonymous said...

That place still sucks. Unbelievable that it's still in business.

Anonymous said...

I've been meaning to give it another try. Hopefully the weather holds up - the back patio has always been nice (at least compared to dealing with the sounds of people speeding up GA Ave.).

Anonymous said...

the only thing that blows harder than this bar is the fool that keeps callin people trolls

Anonymous said...

Literally everyone calls you a troll, guy. Move on with your life.

مارية said...

I went there about two weeks ago. Until we opened the door and walked inside, it was impossible to tell if it was even open, because the entire front section was deserted and lit in a way that most places use to deter thieves after a store is closed. I assume that's because it's meant to be the restaurant part? Either way, it was weird and we almost didn't even bother crossing the street to go in. Once inside, it was fine. I only went once before the idiotic Bar Rescue show was filmed so I can't provide much of a comparison. It did seem less populated, but I may have been there on a Thursday...

Anonymous said...

"potentially" hilarious??

Jenny said...

This looks pretty awesome, to be honest. I will definitely watch.

Anonymous said...

Are they going to have a viewing party with Grog? They totally should! And how is she $900K in debt?

AOA said...

That's funny. Can't wait to see it! Piratz Tavern is actually a really fun bar. The food needs help though. Here's a tip to save them: Don't serve frozen food (ie fries). The food "concept" is good in theory and they have some fun Portuguese dishes on the menu that you don't find anywhere else- they just don't execute it properly. Take the extra time to use good ingredients. Anyhow, their Pirate gig is fun - it makes me laugh and it's entertaining. Last time I was there they were giving out free shots of Captain Morgan Spice. Can't beat that!

Anonymous said...

piratz taverns is one of the saddest attempts at a bar I've ever seen. embarrassing.

And whats with everyone calling everyone a troll? Is that some theme on this blog?

Anonymous said...

One eyed Mike lost his well before piratz tavern ever opened!!!!! It did not happen at tavern.

Poppet

Anonymous said...

I hear that they'll probably be going bust before it even airs...

http://www.donrockwell.com/index.php?showtopic=7655&view=findpost&p=209917

Anonymous said...

Best comment

"I think they should just rename this place Facepalm Tavern"

Again, it is SHOCKING that this place is still open. Really speaks to the level of mediocre bar life that silver spring is supporting.

Mr. Wang said...

Wow I mean why not a bavarian beer garden with that patio? I could be watching Euro Cup swilling a liter of hefeweizen.

Anonymous said...

I am tired of reading stupid "dissing" posts here!  Just don't go if you don't like the atmosphere.  I think it is a fun place where adults with the same problems as all of us (money, relationships, job stresses, etc.) do their best to provide an environment that lets you escape.  Great place with good enough food, great drinks, and great folks who care about their jobs and giving their clients a good time!

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