Wednesday, June 27, 2012

All Hail the Return of Baron von Chompenstein

Chompy, who shows up in Silver Spring whenever he damn well pleases, has elected to grace us with his presence again this summer in honor of the 25th anniversary of Shark Week.

Chompy

This year's Shark Week will be hosted by Sarah Palin and will feature the debut of a new show starring bigamist dwarf sharks who marry their cousins and have an ungodly amount of shark pups, all of whom are entered in beauty pageants. Wait, never mind, it's not on TLC.

Don't expect to see Chompy (he's not "Chompie", dammit) in the immediate future, however - Shark Week doesn't begin until mid-August.



16 comments:

Terry in Silver Spring said...

Don't even joke about Sarah Palin hosting Shark Week. It's sort of like going in a dark bathroom and chanting "I hate Mary Jane" three times into the mirror.

Anonymous said...

CHOMPIE CHOMPIE CHOMPIE

Rebecca said...

hooray for the return of Chompie!

Rebecca said...

....er, Chompy.

Whatever. I look forward to his return.

Anonymous said...

You really think the automatic rifle in the photo is needed??

Sligo said...

Technically it's a submachine gun, but you're right, a firearm is probably superfluous - Chompy can easily take down any of his enemies with his bare jaws.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah! What kid dosen't love a full size shark stuck in the middle. Now if we could turn him in to the gansta he is...who's got a phat gol chain?

Vagrarian said...

Do we get to see a shark eat Sarah Palin?

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