You Better Enjoy the Next Two Days
I don't really have much to say about this flyer, other than that it is the single greatest piece of junk mail I have ever received.
If the End Times involve the badass animals pictured here, I am kind of looking forward to them.
(Note that apparently even the Antichrist can't get "Silver Spring" right.)
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If the antichrist can't find Silver Spring, I'm strangely okay with that.
The antichrist is a regular at Piratz.
Seriously, at least that's what he tells me in e-mail...
Phew, for a second, I thought we were in trouble in Silver Spring. Poor people in Silver Springs, they have no idea what's coming to them. Neither do I for that matter. What is this all about?
It's some 3-day seminar in Silver Spring about the coming Apocalypse. (With activities for kids!)
The GOP is having a convention here? I just hope they clean up after those flying lions.
I received this mail yesterday and was also visited by a Baptist minister on my doorstep from the church that is hosting this. When I told him we were Catholics and down with J.C. he told me I wasn't going to heaven.
So rad! Great way to win friends and influence people.
Anyways, when the flier came in I was momentarily excited about a circus coming to Silver Spring and the family-friendly blogging possibilities.
Needless to say, you will NOT be finding this bizarro spectacle on APISS.
Now, I must get back to my papist drinking and whore of babylon-ing....
Sorry, I was wrong.
It was a dude from another church that informed me of the demise of my soul.
Apparently, this production is a movie:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/articles/2008/11/04/approaching_apocalypse_feature.shtml
Good catch on the movie. I was wondering exactly what it was.
Jessica, au contraire, it does indeed look like the circus is coming to town (and the best kind too, with no animals).
I can't think of a greater show on Earth than bible thumpers condemning my atheistic soul to the Big Heat.
Somehow I doubt they knew about grizzly bears in the Holy Land.
Maybe they think all the zombies in Silver Spring are a harbinger of the end-times.
Seriously though, where is this? I may bring popcorn to watch this fun.
If my old neighbors down in Cajun country saw a flier like that, they'd be thinking in terms of recipies. I'd eat what they cooked, too. Winged apocalypse lion might be rather tasty in a gumbo.
Sligo, I do seem to recall that in Scripture, some kid made fun of some prophet's bald head, and YHWH sent a bear to devour said kid. Probably not a grizzly, tho'.
I'm still trying to figure out how to break it nicely to the occasional bible-thumper that I'm neopagan/geopagan scientific agnostic, and that Trout guide my politics more than the Bible does.
And of course, the near complete lack of Trout in our local streams is a clear indication that the place is godless and overrun with sinners. ;)
At first I thought this was some sort of D&D convention.
Then I wondered how low-rent these people actually are to be, apparently, using stock images from a CD with a title like "Fantasy Collection, Vol. 3."
Anyway, my daughter loves the flyer.
2 Kings 2:23-25 ;)
See also what immediately precedes.
Not to mention Prov 29:2 as long as we're at it.
Jer 16:5-9 is comparably enlightening.
But if you really want to mess with these guys, show up as a group all dressed as Emos, and chant to them the entirety of Psalm 88.
I guess I am just so wicked, eh?
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