I have come to expect that I will have to put up with certain forms of obnoxious behavior when I go to see movies at the Majestic Theatre, such as teenagers talking out loud throughout the entirety of Superbad. However, there is a new breed of obnoxious theatergoer that I have witnessed that is beyond all realm of acceptability. During an afternoon showing of 3:10 to Yuma, some punk-ass MF's decided it would be funny to sneak into the theater, yell something unintelligible then haul ass out the door, laughing all the way. I think it's time to look to Singapore for ways to deal with these types of delinquents.
In addition, I think the theater should play the into from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters prior to every film. (CAUTION: not exactly G rated.)
- For all the MoCo income and property taxes we pay, you'd think we could at least stand on "county property" without getting hassled by Silver Spring
brownshirts redshirts. From the Conversations With Mud blog:
We had only been off the sidewalk for thirty seconds when the woman came over. She was wearing a red polo shirt with the official Silver Spring logo on it. Where had she come from so fast?- Wait, is the old firehouse going to be a Hook & Ladder Brewing Co. restaurant or something called "Matchbox Pizza"?
Then she told us, "Well, you have to leave, this is county property. You can't be on county property."
We stepped back onto the sidewalk and walked away. MFM turned around about two minutes later and the woman was still watching us.